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So a few years ago I thought that I had a brilliant idea. I would take a pair of tighty whitey undies, sew a pocket in the back fill it with potpourri so that when you passed gas it would have to pass through the potpourri and come out on the other side smelling like roses. Well, I was just watching a little of the tube and on a show called American Inventor some other guy had the same idea. The panel of experts really did not like the idea and sent the guy packing like he was some sort of idiot. All I know is he did not have the name that would of revolutionized the gassy among us and allowed those few with the built in jet packs to live in peace and harmony with the rest of the world, Sweet Ass.. Think about it, a guy sitting at home with his wife and she looks at him and says "Oh, Jim you are awful" He has to leave the room humiliated, until Sweet Ass arrives. Next weekend he is sitting on the couch with her again. This time she looks over with a smile on her face and says "Oh Jim, is that roses I smell?" Sweet Ass saves the day like an invisible super hero to the rescue! Thanks Sweet Ass...... I